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2026-03-19

Sir, these are not the worms I ordered.

Mine were supposed to be longer.

Please tell the chef he has ruined my day;

I bid you adieu.

Where am I?

Don’t panic – you’re on my blog! The name’s Ben; I’m just a normal guy, really. A super normal guy; I even have normal hobbies like reading and writing about philosophy, fairy tales and nihilistic angst. Nothing to worry about, really.

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It won’t be easy. You must write a letter. Track me down. Hand me it in person. We will nod knowingly at each other, then go separate ways. You will have earnt my respect.