Writing entertains me
Far away in the Himalayas there was a man who never stopped telling stories, it said in the National Geographic. To most of its readers, this was nothing more than a vaguely interesting article, but to John? It was a lifeline. His novel had stalled, which was not a good thing because the email he’d…
This is a right bloody nightmare, thought The Knight as he slashed through the throat of the man charging him. He’d travelled for days to submit his manuscript to the castle’s essay competition, so it was just his luck to turn up right as all these godforsaken siege-artists were in the way. They really ought…
Sir, these are not the worms I ordered. Mine were supposed to be longer. Please tell the chef he has ruined my day; I bid you adieu.