• Imagine a fancy frog

    Sir, these are not the worms I ordered. Mine were supposed to be longer. Please tell the chef he has ruined my day; I big you adieu.

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  • Bench Rendezvous

    Jason was really starting to regret not sitting a little bit to the left on this bench. Ever since he’d sat down, he’d felt a cold metal bolt digging itself into his backside. Unfortunately, though, this was the only spot on the damn thing where he had a full view of the hill. He wanted…

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  • Cod Damn It

    Every day was always the same for Jianping, so he thought it was a safe assumption that today would be no exception. His morning started as it always did; he woke up next to his wife on their thinly padded bed. He stood up and rolled his neck from side to side, then walked barefoot…

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